Where the HECK do they come up with this stuff????

I had just hit "Publish Post" on the Care Bear/Necklace story when I looked up to see that Jayden had dug through the trash in the office and found an old tube of liquid foundation makeup. Not only did he find it, but he empied the WHOLE FREAKIN TUBE ON KARAH'S HEAD!!!!! My first reaction was pure horror because she's been going through a silly phase where she crawls with her head on the carpet, but then I just started laughing. Not a good thing when Jayden is STILL holding the tube of makeup. I had to wrestle that away from him while I had to keep Karah from getting Mary Kay's WATERPROOF foundation on the couch and carpet. 4 or 5 shampoos later, her hair still has a little tint of peach to it, but it was getting to difficult to hold with one hand and wash with the other since she was in a highly uncooperative mood. She's now been bathed 3 times today...once in the morning because it had been a few days, once in the afternoon because Jay decided to give her a thing of yogurt while I was in the bathroom and she fingerpainted her entire body with it, and now this...Motherhood is NEVER dull!!!