Gotcha!!

It was our night to clean the church, and we went as a family. Karah had an upset tummy, I guess, because she...well...the pictures say enough...

Yo, Homie

For those of you who don't know, Karah LOVES rap music. I don't know how or why, but the beat must soothe her. When she was suffering from colic in the beginning, that was one of the only ways Dan or I could get her to stop crying. I love the first picture, because it reminded me of how she was a little "rapper". She is so sweet! I love this little girl so much!! Her smile is so contagious!!

AGHHHHH!!!

We went to the park by Aunt Krissa's house after lunch. Karah decided it was time for her snack, so I sat down on a bench to feed her. I could not see the back of the playground, but didn't really think anything of it until Caity screamed. No, a child did not fall, but one was certainly being a dare-devil!! He climbed that thing by himself at least 5 times!!!! That child has no fear of heights or playgrounds what-so-ever!!! I know that I have to watch my kids, but I thought that since I could hear him, it was fine. Apparently not!!

Fun Lunch

Aunt Caity was invited to spend some time down in Lehi, so we took her! We got to play with Rylee and Aunt Krissa, and have lunch at Cafe Rio!! YUM! Jay and Rye were so cute together! They sat next to each other in high chairs and shared food, had a few fork-fights, and gave each other knuckles every five seconds. It was so fun to watch them interact and have fun together. Thank you, Aunt Caity and Aunt Krissa for the fun times!

Aunt Caity has been to town...

Aunt Caity has awakened Jayden's sense of style. He never held still for anyone to do his hair until she showed him the fo-hawk. He loves it. Every time Caity went to do her hair after introducing this wonderful do, he would run in there, saying, "My her, Ca-ee, my her, pease." He will even point to the styling products! It was so fun, and so cute. It fits his personality so well!

Fun with Aunt Caity

Aunt Caity was so much fun!! Karah and Jay just adored her! In fact, Jay woke up this morning and began asking where she was. When I told him that she had gone bye-bye to Texas, he pouted and said "Awww..." Karah loved Aunt Caity. In fact, she stayed up half the night waiting for her to come in last night. Poor baby has a sore bum, ear infection, and severe eczema. Dr. Kelly (a man) told us that if it doesn't clear up, she'll have to go to a dermatologist!! Anyway, those are some of the sad things going on with Karah, but there are happy things! She is all over the place! A crawling-scooting fiend. She loves to use her voice, and she even talks in her sleep! One day at church, she had been asleep for about ten minutes and started whispering some "dadadas". It was so cute, and she's done it a few more times. Her favorite thing to do is be held by Jayden so she can pull his hair. He loves to hold her, and has learned how to hold her hands down. It is priceless to watch the two of them get along so well! I cannot believe how fast they are growing, and the things they are capable of!

Naughty "Crutch"

Jayden and Isaac were fighting over a little toy truck one night, and while Jayden was running from Isaac, he tripped and hit his face on it. He was very upset that his beloved "crutch" had injured him, so he put the truck in time-out. Neither boy touched it for the allotted time, and once the time-out was over, the chase resumed.

Best Friends, or Worst Enemies?

Isaac ("Eye") and Jayden ("JD") love to get together and play/beat each other up. They love to share their toys ( scream "MINE" all night) and be nice to each other. When the parents are tired, and ready for bed, (when they are sick of the kids trying to fight over the couch pillows like dogs) the boys protest. The love hanging out and wrestling! They are such good friends!! Funny, I could swear they hated each other by the way they treat one another. Sorry, Mom and Aunt Kari for the way Kati, Andrew, and I used to act!!

Father-Son

This was from a while ago when I wrote my poem, but I love this picture. Such a father-son moment!!

Big, um, helper?

Karah has been fighting a case of the sore bum along with her ear infection, so I've been letting her air out during diaper changes. During one of these times, I turned around to grab a clean diaper when Jay comes running in with a new diaper, a handful of wipes, and tackles Karah, screaming "I do it! I help! I do it!!" Oh boy! Luckily Karah is used to this kind of treatment (poor girl) and played along nicely. I told Jayden that he was a very helpful little boy, and he reminded me that he isn't little, that he is a "Bee boy." I nodded and went to throw away the diaper. I came back (literally 5 seconds later) to find him completely naked, wiping himself, and standing over a dirty diaper with a huge smile on his face. "See? Bee boy, Mommy!" Sighing with relief that it was only wet, I helped him put on the clean diaper...I only had to make sure it was facing the right direction! He can do all this, and he refuses to sit on the toilet!!! There is a very big question mark in my head about this....

Wrestling Mania

Uncle Scott, you have had a HUGE impact on this little boy!! It used to be that every once in a while he would tackle Mommy, Daddy, or Karah and try to "wesso". Well, he's learned that he gets in deep doo-doo when he wrestles Karah, and Mommy and Daddy can't wrestle 24/7 to help him prepare to take on Uncle Scott the next time they see each other. So, he has started his own little wrestling practice program. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, Jayden is preparing to take on anyone willing to face the challenge!! Bevo, Buzz Bear, even a bag of wipes!! If it looks like it could threaten his current status of 28 lb "wessie" champion, it must be taken down and shown a thing or two. No one is safe, not even Grandpa and Grandma Richardson, so you'd better watch out, Dott, Jayden is ready for you!! (video pending...can't remember how to do it)

Where did that come from?

The other night Dan and I were getting Jayden ready for bed. We have a routine each night...songs, scriptures, prayer (on da kneeeeees), Bevo, Blankie, tuck in tight, kisses, then a sippie cup of water. Well, for some reason unknown to us, Jayden was throwing a major fit. Kicking, screaming, extremely upset about something. It wasn't about going to bed, because he had told us he was ready and got in bed himself. We had gotten through the first half of our routine and were giving him the sippie cup and he kept yelling something we couldn't understand. Dan was patiently trying to translate, but it was difficult with the sobs and heaves interrupting the words. Finally, Dan figured out the word. "Do you want a pig?" "Yeah..." What? We started racking our brains trying to figure out what pig he was talking about, because he doesn't have a toy pig! "What color is the pig?" "Blue." "Did you play with the pig today?" "Yeah." "What pig?!?" "Money." Money? Where did that fit into this conversation?? "Money?" "Yeah. (Sob) My money pig!!(sob)" It clicked. He has a hard plastic blue piggy bank hidden somewhere in the house. Dan stayed with him while I searched the house, wondering where the heck we put that thing, and how the heck Jayden remembered it or knew that it had money in it!! That is our new addition to our bedtime routine...the money pig goes between Bevo and Blankie. I hope that is a sign that he'll be good with money!!

Tattle-Tail

The tattle-tail is not Jayden. No, it is Karah!!! She has been cracking me up today, because she has discovered how to tattle. Jayden will be close to her, most likely taking a toy or trying to sit on her and so on, and she is screaming at the top of her lungs. I pick her up, ask her what's wrong, and with the saddest expression she can pull off, she looks between Jay and I as she says: "A da-da-da-da! BLEEEEH!! Baduble (spit)!" Translation: "He's looking at me like he's about to do something!!" or "He wouldn't stop driving his car on my head!!" She then tries to pull off a little whimper and looks at me as if to say, "So does he get a time-out, or what?" She does not let up until I have a talk with him!! Even if I know he didn't do anything wrong! Talk about DRAMA QUEEN!!

More Jaydenisms...

"Where Daddy go? Oh yeah, wook."

"Uh-Oh!! Karah awake!! SHHH!!"

"Uh, we say PRAY-ER, ok? KNEEEEES!! Fold da arms. Ok."

"Oh, Karah...You got a owie? Mommy, kiss it." (talking about Karah's diaper rash!! He will usually kiss her owies, but not that one!!)

"Noooo! Be nice! Time-out!! No-no, naughty. Time OUT!!!" (This happens when Mommy and Daddy are playing a game of Stratego and Daddy kills Mommy's number 10 and is left defenseless...Mommy tends to get frustrated and throws a fit when she loses....)

Pathetic Mommy

Ok, how sad is it that I almost cried at McDonald's? Seriously!! We went there today to let Jay play in this AWESOME play place. It has slides ("sighs" in Jayden-talk) up the wazoo and a miniature basketball court! I need not say it, but I'm going to anyway. He had a BLAST. He was all over the place in there. Now to the part when I almost cried. Usually, when we go to a play-place, I have to help him up, coax him down the slide, and that sort of thing. Not today. After we ate, Daddy walked Jayden in, and that was it. He was in the top tunnel before either of us knew it. He looked down from the window, the biggest smile on his face, waved, and said, "Look at me, Mommy!!". Who wouldn't cry to see their two year old up there with the "big kids'??? He went down the big "sigh", too. I have learned a trick...for all you moms out there who have to climb into the play-place and drag out your kids kicking and screaming...don't tell them when it is time to leave. Let them play until you need to go then calmly encourage them to go down the slide without saying "one more time", or "last time", or anything along those lines. Don't even wait at the bottom. Wait close enough to pounce on them when they get down. Yes, they will be upset, but you are less likely to get stuck in the tunnels. Also, I know that I mentioned that McDonald's food was the best...it is to Jayden. He ate EVERYTHING. Whole hamburger (which, by the way, he actually says correctly!! The only kid I've known not to call it a ham-booger!!), apple dippers, and some of Mommy's fries. He also drank all of his drink. He usually eats 2 chicken nuggets, one apple, and that is it. Growing boy!!

Ode to the McDonald's Play Place

Oh, Ronald, you genius man!
My son wants nothing less
than to explore your play place wonders
and to eat your food, the BEST!
Oh, McDonald's Play Place,
how much we moms love thee...
You give parents a place to rest,
while our little ones run free.
Your tunnels hold adventure,
your slides are daring, too.
Little boys and girls worn out
as soon as lunch-time's through.

Jayden's Prayer

This morning, I asked Jay if he wanted to say the prayer for breakfast. He said yes, and then folded his arms and closed his eyes. This is what followed:

Mommy: "Say, dear Heavenly Father..."
Jayden: "Hi, Daddy..."
Mommy: "We're thankful for this day..."
Jayden: "Daaaay... Mommy, Daddy, Karah, Jay-jay, Maw-maw, Pa-pa, Cai-ee, Dott, doggie...."
Mommy: "We're thankful for this food..."
Jayden: "YUMMY!!!"
Mommy: "Can you say thank you?"
Jayden: "Ohyeahthankyou."
Mommy: "Please bless it."
Jayden: "Bless you."
Mommy: "In the name of Jesus Christ, Amen."
Jayden: "ALL-DONE!!" (with his hands up in the air.)

Chatterbox

Mommy: "Can you say Jimmy?"
Jayden: "Jim-bob"
Mommy: "How about Aaron?"
Jayden: "Arm"
Mommy: "Josh?"
Jayden: "Doss"
Mommy: "And Kristi?"
Jayden: (giggle) "Doggie!!!"
He can say her name, but he chooses to tease her instead.

Mommy: "Good night, Bud."
Jayden: "Good night night, Mommy."

(phone rings)
Jayden: "Maw-maw? No? Pa-pa? No? Daddy? No? (gasp) CAI-EE??"

An Answer to Many Prayers!!!

The car keys have been found!!!! Well, one pair. It was such an exciting time for me!!! I was mentioning to Dan last night that I felt bad that the house was falling into a mess, but with work and taking him everywhere I was never home anymore. We went to bed, and this morning I was picking through a pile of clothes in the bedroom when I heard a jingle. My keys!! So happy!! I feel so awesome, and now I have time to clean!!

Love/Hate

Hmmm...which one loves the kite, and which one hates it? If you can't tell, I think the Buzz Lightyear kite was the best Buzz experience other than meeting the man himself at Disneyland for Jayden. We got home and he took a 4 hour nap!! Now Daddy, on the other hand, was not pleased with the kite. It only cost me a dollar, and I thought of the fun we would have with it on our family outing. I suspected that the kite would kind of float around and be fun for Jay, but that it wouldn't really get any real airtime. I was correct in my hypothosis, but Daddy was determined to make that thing soar. He ended up chucking it across the park. He recovered it when he realized that Jayden didn't care if it was in the air or not, he just like chasing the tails. What a fun day!!